Tuesday, April 24, 2012

What NOT to say to a girl

Don't say:
You're hair looks fine.
Cause then they will get mad at you and be like, "YOU LIAR! Just saying that to impress me!"
I already impressed this girl. She's my GIRLFRIEND.
They get mad.

Don't say:
You are my favorite girl in the whole world.
Cause then she will say, "That's not true. Cause I know you like your mom better."
And then you will say, "And you're offended that I like my mom, who gave BIRTH TO ME better?"
And then she will say, "No, I'm offended cause you LIED to me."
And then you will say, "I'm sorry. I didn't think it through.
And she will nod and want to say DARN RIGHT YOU DIDN'T, but she won't say it cause she's "a lady."

Don't say:
I'm in love.
Cause they won't think it through (they're being hypocritical accord to Don't say #2)
They will think you are in love with another girl.
And BELIEVE me, that isn't pretty. No matter how many times you say that the person you were talking about was YOU. They just don't listen. It's like as soon as they hear an insult they close their ears.

But only Don't Say #1 happened to me. But #2 and #3 have happened to me, just not today. I'm giving you advice.

P.S. Try singing Bruno Mars' song "Just the way you are" They will LOVE it! I sung it to Katelyn, words and all, and she cried. Happiest moment I have felt this whole school year (2011-2012)
Next happiest thing: the thought that I'm a senior next year.

And if you must know, yes we are still in a relationship.
Love you Katelyn!
Katelyn, You're hair looks AMAZING.
Katelyn, you are my second favorite girl
Katelyn, I'm in love...WITH YOU!

Love, Sanders

Monday, April 23, 2012

Wow a change really makes this day rock...not!

So a normal day at my school:
Get to school.
Homeroom.
Classes.
Lunch.
Classes.
Advisory.
End day.

So the teachers must have thought they were so cool today cause they were like, "We are missing one class for an assembly (!)"
YAY?
Did they think: These students will have a much more fun day with an assembly. And they will think of us as cool beans.
Well if they did, they need some therapy.

Btw, the assembly was on stupid stuff, which made the whole idea even more fucked up.

Wow, that really is a change.
Nice try, teachers. Keep on working.

You'll have it sooner or later. (Probably later)

Sunday, April 22, 2012

10 Things about me (Since 11 is just too much)

1. My favorite number is 65,302
2. I can't even count that high.
3. Actually, I can, but who would want to try?
4. My favorite food is pizza.
5. More specifically, pepperoni pizza.
6. My favorite animal: shrub.
7. Wait, a shrub is a plant.
8. *Update*: Favorite plant is an animal.
9. Favorite animal is me.
10. I am giving away too much about myself.

It Started with a whisper

Everybody talks:
It started with a whisper.
That is when I kissed her.

Why can't it always be this way?!

Rule #88192: When you kiss her, think about what will develop from that.

Facebook

Don't you hate it when your mom gets mad at your facebook?
Yeah, well my mom did.
Rule #24406: DON'T LET YOUR MOM RUIN YOUR FACEBOOK.

One more rule.

Last rule:
I am in charge of Draco Malfoy. His gang works for ME.

Rules are fun.

Rules to this hangout:
1. Be silly!
2. Curse as much as you like; all you want! (But if you are offended, tough luck!)
3. Don't listen to actual rules.
4. We teenagers rule; not parents.
5. What the fuck?! Facebook IS good.
6. Internet is for fun, not for learning.
7. School=parents wanting a break.
8. Get sick more often so parents don't get a break. Do NOT let them get away with trying to get a break
9. Be funny, chill, cool, and relaxed
10. Don't follow rules!

Those are the rules to my blog.
Don't follow them, who cares?
Cause after all, read number 10!

This is the place to be chill. For teenagers to escape from reality. Cause hey, teenagers rule!