What NOT to say to a girl

Don't say:
You're hair looks fine.
Cause then they will get mad at you and be like, "YOU LIAR! Just saying that to impress me!"
I already impressed this girl. She's my GIRLFRIEND.
They get mad.

Don't say:
You are my favorite girl in the whole world.
Cause then she will say, "That's not true. Cause I know you like your mom better."
And then you will say, "And you're offended that I like my mom, who gave BIRTH TO ME better?"
And then she will say, "No, I'm offended cause you LIED to me."
And then you will say, "I'm sorry. I didn't think it through.
And she will nod and want to say DARN RIGHT YOU DIDN'T, but she won't say it cause she's "a lady."

Don't say:
I'm in love.
Cause they won't think it through (they're being hypocritical accord to Don't say #2)
They will think you are in love with another girl.
And BELIEVE me, that isn't pretty. No matter how many times you say that the person you were talking about was YOU. They just don't listen. It's like as soon as they hear an insult they close their ears.

But only Don't Say #1 happened to me. But #2 and #3 have happened to me, just not today. I'm giving you advice.

P.S. Try singing Bruno Mars' song "Just the way you are" They will LOVE it! I sung it to Katelyn, words and all, and she cried. Happiest moment I have felt this whole school year (2011-2012)
Next happiest thing: the thought that I'm a senior next year.

And if you must know, yes we are still in a relationship.
Love you Katelyn!
Katelyn, You're hair looks AMAZING.
Katelyn, you are my second favorite girl
Katelyn, I'm in love...WITH YOU!

Love, Sanders